Walking the Moon Lit Path
I'm Tori, a lover of all things. From other cultures to the Mother Earth we live on. This blog here will be for many things; from art and writing, to tv shows and movies, and let's not forget Wicca. From me to you I wish you nothing but good times. Thank you for reading and Blessed Be!
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Should I start watching Sherlock? Or will it ruin my life?
Will it?
Because Benedict Cuberbatch’s face is already ruining my life and I feel as if I can only go down from here.
There was a balloon floating around our lunch room and a group of ass hats took it so that they could get high
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2 Ninja
ninja facts:
- Ninjas can divide by zero
- ninjas dont walk the ground moves for them
- when ninjas do pushups, they dont push themselves up, they push the world down
- when it rains ninjas dont wet wet, the rain gets ninja
- what ever ninjas touch turns to gold
- Ninjas do not sleep, they wait.
- Ninjas tears cure cancer, too bad they never cry
- Ninjas donate alot of blood to the red cross, just not there own..
- Ninjas make onions cry
- Ninjas are allowed to talk about fight club
- Ninjas gave cats nine lives so they could kill them more.
- Bullets dodge ninjas
- Ninjas iron there shirts while wearing them
- Ninjas can predict the songs on there ipod shuffle
- Ninjas put pants on 2 legs at a time
- Ninjas play minesweeper with real mines
- Ninjas taught kool aid man how to break though walls
- Ninjas created the wheel. Twice.
- A ninja once recieved a hollywood star, he made the handprint when the cement was dry.
- Ninjas are circumcised. They perform it themselves.
- In an average living room there are 1,242 objects ninjas could use to kill you, including the room itself
1 He went to the zoo and tried to imitate a fucking lizard. If that isn’t the most adorable thing you have ever heard then idk what is(X)
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